When New Statesman asked the arty people 'who's ripe for eviction?', Amanda Craig, novelist, mentions that she would like to evict the entire Booker 2005 judges panel to a seaside resort where they would be forced to read John Banville for a fortnight. They could return to England only if they reread Arthur & George (Julian Barnes) - hilarious! Banville is so good - why does the world hate him so?